Joke Program (Windows): FakeFormat (Multiple Variants)

After long time doing various stuff, I've had to find another way to record. If possible, I'm going to show you how (though, I need to check how this video is going to be shown before that). Anyway, I've decided to make a long video showing many FakeFormat variants (i.e. formatting prank tools or whatever). I don't have much to talk about formatting in general, so sorry if I've said something strange in video (note that I still need translation for that czech thing if I'm not wrong).

Translation at 7:30 and after (Polish, not czech, translated by adambbu, thanks):

"Quick Question" | "Do you really want to run a multimedia virus for formating your harddrive?"

"Warning" | "Author of this virus is not responsible for damages for the computer caused by virus misuse. Do you accept the terms of license"

"Oh I almost forgot" | "Pressing any keys will damage the computer"

"Please wait Infecting system"

"Infecting complete"

"Sup, i am ulcer"

"Ulcer eats your PC"

"Listen human, I give you 10 sec to rescue your PC"

"Delete ulcer" (Button text)"

After countdown...

"I'm sorry, I must do it"

After few effects...

"Asta la vista, baby!" "And what - cool, isn't it?"

Bunch of "cya" and "good bye" windows.

"Tommorow i will haunt you again"

"And now seriously I must end, becouse I am out of text now"

"Information" | "Multimedia virus is a shareware and usage of it without payment of 100zl to accout of Bill G for a time longer than 1 month infringes copyright and is punishable by cutting off head"

Cut my head off.

Translation of message at 7:30 (by Kamil Rakowski):
Message Title: A simple question
Message Text: Are you sure you want to run a multimedia virus that formats your hard drive?

Aliases:
Hoax.Win32.BadJoke.FakeFormat (Kaspersky Lab)
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