Minecraft - Java SE binary not responding [Possible fix!] смотреть онлайн

Poopy batch file code link because I was being a noob:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/fb2erv9xqejkx2l/batfilethingy.bat

For people who have tried every video and "way" available out there and found no clear clarification for this error.

Sorry for acting a bit "rushed" and "forced" I was trying to get to the point and offer you guys help as fast as I could. I really hope I fixed the problem.

Thank you for watching this eccentric video if you do and if it doesn't help (55% chance) plz unsucbeice!111

[ OR IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT RAM LIKE I DO]

java -jar "Minecraft.exe"

Just place your Minecraft.exe in some random folder with the batch file inside. Make sure you keep the name to "Minecraft" though without the quotes.

Q.A:
[Why did you have a "jre-7u25-windows-x64" in the folder? Does that help or something?]
A: Sadly, I did not mention that I had Windows 64-bit so I had to install the 64-bit Java. I was really going to say: "HYE GUYS MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CORRECT VERSION OF Java FOR YOUR SYSTEM!" but I didn't since I'm a failure and cried.

[Dude really? Making fun of people who dislike the fandom?]
Sorry I did not mean to, I was only trying to forgive people who found my desktop background as a nuisance to the video.

[IT STILL DOESN'T WORK]
SPAM MY INBOX QUICKLY WITH THE PROBLEM!!!! BEFORE I GET FLOODED WITH MY OWN SPAM MESSAGES.

[what r u even talkkin g about?"]
I don't know.

[What did you use to record this with]
Camtasia Studio 8 [TRIAL BECAUSE I CRY A LOT AT NIGHT!]

[Why are you so crazy?]
girls made me crazy. sorry.

[Get a life, get a gf]
I don't know what that means. Help me understand!

[Please stop spamming me with these useless videos, I don't even care about Minecraft anymore]
I know Vitouliss I know! I'm sorry!

[STOP TALKING LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT JAVA WHEN YOU DON'T!]
*Crys*