Free E-book & Request

My first book is out for free (all 500+ pages) in E-book form.
I've made the request as fast as I could, but if it still sounds like a hassle, just download it (hassle-free) from the link below:

http://www.theamazonchronicle.com/index.php?p=store_ebooks

Yes, the voice is my attempt at humor.
Below is the text for what I'm saying:

"Thank you so much for doing this for me. I know you're coming here on a favor.

And if there's anything I can do ... exchange links, or support your Kickstarter project, whatever it is let me know and I'll do what I can.

I'd like to thank Rick Thompson, I believe... Rick anyways, thank you so much for letting us know I don't have to create a complete Lulu acccount to download the E-book.

And that makes an incredible difference for me because I don't like things that are "free" with a hitch.

So, I'll show you how to do that now.

So, you're wanting to go up to your URL there and type in Lulu.com.

That will take you to the website, and you'll want to click on 'Bookstore'.

And the Bookstore will take you to this page.

And you can type in The Amazon Chronicle. Remember that's "chronicle" without an 's'.

And it will take you to this page.

The first selection is the paperback, which costs a million dollars, so we're going to skip past that.

...And, uh, too far down, I guess. And back up to E-book for zero dollars. That's the one we're going to start on.

It will take you to this page.

What you're going to do here is make sure that it's free.

And you can see down here on the bottom, this is the second half of my request, but we can scoll up to the top (for now) and click on the Add button here.

And that'll take you to the other page. And there's not much to do here but to continue on.

Tu-tu tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tuuu

And here is where it kind of gets messy.
You want to click on the 'I'm a New Customer'.
You can ignore the I'm a Returning (Customer)', it isn't going to do anything for you.
Continue to check out...

Now here you can put in your real (email) address.
If you are, I'd suggest unclicking the 'Yes send me discounts...' and blah-blah-blah.
You can put in a real address or a fake address.
It's really up to you.
As long as it's a proper(ly structured) email of some sort.
And your real name or a fake name.
That is until Lulu catches on to this and decides to change it.

The password, I just put 11111

You go back to Lulu.com, click on the Bookstore, and you can sign up.
And quite honestly, what I'm seeing here is you can probably put in anything you want.
You can put in any email that has a real (domain) like g-mail, or hotmail or something like that.
You can make up a password. I put 11111 again.

If you're using your real email, just select that and I accept my (the) terms because I can't proceed any farther if I don't.

So it takes me back to this familiar page.
And you can use the search that you did before, or the search here.
Type in The Amazon Chronicle again.

And it will take you to (here). Again the first one is the paperback, so skip that, and go to the Ebook again.
And on the Ebook (page) you scroll down to the reviews.
Now you can type in a star, if you want or 5 stars. But I suggest the Write a Review where you can select the stars here, and write something in.

I actually found it pretty easy.
I can see now why people give me 5 stars ... it's just easier. But anyways, I know (the book) isn't 5 stars. You will know it's not 5 stars, but I believe The Amazon Chronicle is a story that deserves to be told right.
So, give me some decent criticisms that I (can use to) help improve (the writing).


And that's it.

So the 2 things:

1. Download the book and read it if you can. (I hope you like it)

(2) And come back and leave me a reasonable review.

I'm not expecting 5 stars, I'm expecting... I would like a realistic review."

Thank you very, very much.
-Brad

PS - Here's the link to my lovely wife's reaction to watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhkZqWCkEjE