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a 21st Century take on Lonnie Donegan's "My Old Man's a Dustman"
Lyrics:
"My Chronologically Gifted Progenitor is a Waste Management Facilitator"

Oh, my chronologically gifted progenitor
Is a Waste Management Facilitator
He wears clothing in line with the safety code
And he lives in a mortgaged private abode

An intellectually challenged female approached his vehicle one week.
Requesting he remove for recycling some surplus from her boutique.
The objects included a tiger's head - an endangered beast of course.
He reported her to REPTA... The fine led to her divorce.

One day a canine raised its voice in a most unfriendly way
He pleaded with its human caretaker to make the beast obey!
"Obedience?" Came the reply: "That would threaten his free will"
That evening the canine disappeared, under ten tons of landfill.

CHORUS

He can occasionally be morally different
Without his winter festival bonus
Though this would not involve threatening recycling
But rather downgrading efficiency to slowness.
A vertically challenged client told the council
My Papa let out an oath:
"Sir, I believe you're a person of somewhat restricted growth!"
My papa was romantically indifferent till a liaison was arranged last year
His future partner was how shall I put it, challenged in the field of sincere.
On Facebook she had a picture which to be kind was a deceiver.
Their meeting revealed her to be a metabolic over-achiever.

CHORUS

My Papa can often be found chemically inconvenienced
If you find him in that state, I beg you to be lenient
Don't kick him down a utility hole, if he's nasally disturbing,
If someone did that to you, you'd find it most perturbing.

Oh, my chronologically gifted progenitor
Is a Waste Management Facilitator
He wears clothing in line with the safety code
And he lives in a mortgaged private abode
(Formerly part of a social housing scheme).